Body Language expert and YunJae Shipper conversation
Lady: How old are you?
Me: I’m 17
Lady: You are only seventeen and you are already watching porn?
Me: What? Oh no…no…you must be mistaken… *shock*
Lady: Oh so what you want to show me is not porn?
Me: Yes… *awkward and embarrassed*
Lady: Okay shall we begin? Where is the video?
I handed her the ipad as she watch 2 different videos of Jaejoongs kissing scenes. She has different expressions while watching it, sometimes she will smirk or have a blank face, and sometimes she will softly laugh and point at some random directions and let me look at it. I make her explain each one
Lady: This one… loves to encircle his hands in the neck of someone when kissing. It’s already pretty obvious how good he is in kissing. Do you want to know the details?
Me: How can you say that? *Nonbeliever at first*
Lady: If you notice his hands, he restrains his hands so much in circling around the woman he is kissing? I don’t know if you can really notice it but the way his hands were positioned it seems as though he was stopping himself from doing what his hands were used to do. He was lead by the girl and he only tries to go with the flow of the situation so as a reaction he grabs her waist and kisses her *referring to Wang Jihye kiss scene* but in this video *Heavens postman kissing vid* he unconsciously tries to hook his arms around the girls neck*
Me: So what does it entirely means?
Lady: Simple usually couples do it like in a girls case when their partner is taller than them by a few centimeters or so… it shows great intimacy between partners but what bothers me is that he is a guy and guys don’t usually do this stuff. Is he in a relationship with a girl taller than him? A model might be? That would explain how he acted in this videos.
Me: I’m not really sure. I’m sorry.
Lady: He is very handsome and guys with a face like him can swing both ways. His body screams as though he is already used to so much intimacy, skin ship and as a guy it naturally occurs to them in whatever situation they are in, private or public willing or unwilling but base on this vid… he looks kind of restrained and careful, almost as though he is not willing to share a kind of connection with his partner.
Me: You mean like bisexual or something?
Lady: Yes, that’s how I see it through the video that you showed me. I don’t think it’s immoral like how mostly people sees it nowadays, the world should try to understand such cases.
She told me how she handled cases like this in the past and how such relationships ended because of the society but still a few homosexual couples still do exists and keeps their relationship a secret from everyone. He even told me some sexual signs but I really don’t want to share it right now LOL maybe someday I will… I showed her a Yunjae vid. Then after watching it she was quiet for a few minutes and said.
Lady: This guy, points at Yunho is someone whom the other man *refers to Jaejoong* already kissed. I noticed how they kept on touching each other and feeding each other, are they married? They look like someone who shared sexual pleasures from each other.
Me: It’s called fanservice, Korean stars usually do this kind of stuff.
Lady: no…no… this is not an acting or something. In my years of being a sex guru and body language specialists I never once saw an acting as real as this, this is not something that brothers or even best friends do no matter how close they are to each other. This one *points at JaeChun interaction* is called brotherly. This one *points at Yoosu* is also brotherly but this one *points at YunJae interaction* is something only couples do.
She said how couples usually whispers to each other is how YunJae do it, it’s like letting your breath linger on the skin of your partner for a few seconds * it’s like letting your partner yearn for you or something, I guess that’s how she said it* when you whisper something to them.
Lady: Let me tell you this… this two always have a connection even in their younger days. Do you believe that the person whom you’ve grown up to love will eventually mold and yield your physique? That’s what I see in them.
Me: Yield your physique? You mean they turn out like how they are now because of the one they love?
Lady: Yes… and base on my observation, it’s not only physique but something deeper than that. Times up and I need to go. Some clients are still waiting outside the office.
I was unsatisfied but still I said my goodbyes and promised I will visit again. She smiled at me and we shake our hands.